Waving to Fans

As my fame grows and develops, fans show their love in diverse ways. Some create handles to pay homage to me. Some create names designed to chagrin or create cloned names because they want to become me. And some go to websites to create parodies in obtuse "roasts." Only the biggest stars get roasts. It's a shrine to me. It's a mania.

I am flattered by all the attention. A hired publicity agent could not aspire to do better or more. No autographs, please.