Holiday Time

 

REST IN PEACE IRA

Ira, sadly fame eluded you. You were a funny guy and loved comedy. 

During your entire life you wanted the promise of immortality and you spent decades on plans and schemes designed to preserve your body after death so when death is solved, you would benefit in a plan to live forever. You called your website Include Everyone. You wanted to be frozen in a scientific form of cryogenics. 

Well, Ira, you passed in October 2024 and when they could not locate a next of kin, you were cremated and your ashes were scattered at sea.

I hope your next life gives you a strong measure of peace. Have a funny time!