I got a bite! We may be turning part of this blog into a book. And we are going to include your hilarious taunts in comments. So, lil darlin'? In order to collect your royalties, you will have to surface and rip off your mask and PROVE you were the anonymous scribe!
Ay! There's the rub!
Surface and collect ya .0000000000000000000001 cent you are thinkin'?
I beat ya to that thought, schmuck!