Sunday, December 19, 2010
"Good evening, Super Fans, Fixated Fans, and Totally Obsessed Fans. Your mission fans, should you decide to accept, is to discuss these photos until the tips of your fingers turn blue. Discuss the played out and vile blue fox coat from 1975. We should all never wear fur! Discuss the blue satin marabou trimmed robe. It's equally obnoxious. But, as always, should you or any of your fellow snarkmeisters fail to join in and type like a mad wild person, the others will disavow any knowledge of your actions... because misery loves company and all snarkmeisters deserve each other."
And a P.S.
Honey, I dig the false eyelashes, but... did you ever hear of the word "blend?"