SlushPile Hell's latest attempt at humor:
"Dear Agent: You don’t shy away from gross stuff. You don’t seem to be squeamish. Perhaps you’d find a historical novel about cannibals to be of interest."
"Mom, you’ve already made it clear you don’t approve of my wife’s cooking. No need to be insulting."
Too bad it makes absolutely no sense.
If it was an historical novel, it would be funnier if this fool who is an agent said: "Mom, the day after grandpa disappeared and we all had dinner at grandma's, we did all think the stew had a funny after taste!!"
Fool, you have to tie in the "historical" reference and make it FUNNY!!!!!