Monday, March 14, 2011

SlushPile Hell: The Latest

Now he gives us stale and stock humor!

The query: "My writing coach told me that my novel is not yet ready to send to agents and needs more work. Could you read the attached sample chapters and tell me if you think she’s right?"

SPH's comeback: "I’d love to, but I’m terribly busy right now hitting myself in the head with a hammer."

Wow! That's original. And so snarky! BRB. Calling "Last Comic Standing" to set this literary agent up with an audition.

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