Monday, February 9, 2009

love taps in anonymous comments

what he says: you are an old c**t
what he means: I love you, Marjorie

what he says: you are crazy
what he means: you are creative and brilliant

what he says: you are f**king insane and you hear voices in your head
what he means: I only wish I was as hilarious and as clever as you

what he says: you have no friends and everyone hates you and wishes you would die
what he means: my head just exploded from trying so hard to annoy you

what he says: you are a demented old biatch and like a trainwreck
what he means: reading the blog of an old lady is the most and best entertainment I will get in 2009, and trying to get her goat helps me get over all my unresolved angers

1 comment:

Mindy said...

hahahahaha omg you nailed it, you have to put this into your comedy act